Thursday, March 8, 2012

[WTF Of The Week] Off Week 3/8/12

I'm officially done with having this dude as my bias. Good day sir.


The brilliant songwriter and all-around nice guy, Jin Akanishi is about to launch his new album, Japonicana. Some netizens have already gotten their hands on a digital copy and thus on the lyrics of his songs. One in particular is very interesting:

That's what she said - lyrics edit: Please note that the lyrics can be triggering for people who have experienced sexual violation in any way. Also note that due to the heated discussions a lot of the comments will be triggering as well and none carry warning labels.

Word + Word = Neologism
Titty + Sexy = Tixy
Smile + Fake = Smike
Show + Romance = Showmance
Hot + Witch = Hotch
Slut + Bitch = Slutch
Japanese + English = Japanglish
Courage + Liquid = Swag Juice
Taking over Taking over
I'm thirsty - That's what she said
I can't drink this - That's what she said
This is too much - That's what she said
It's huge - That's what she said
This tastes funny - That's what she said
My throat hurts - That's what she said
I feel so good - That's what she said
I need this
Chug it

Swallow swallow swallow swallow Swallow swallow swallow swallow
Chug it
Swallow swallow swallow swallow Swallow swallow swallow swallow

Down up down up down up down down up up Down up down up down up down down up up

Super + Clever = Slever
Stupid + Kid = Stukid
Wow + Damn = Wamn
Mom + Pop = I'm sorry
Fine + Chick = Fick
Dumb + Girl = Durl
Blackout + Drunk = Blunk You + Me = Sex
Taking over Taking over

I'm thirsty - That's what she said
I can't drink this - That's what she said
This is too much - That's what she said
It's huge - That's what she said
This tastes funny - That's what she said
My throat hurts - That's what she said
I feel so good - That's what she said
I need this

Chug it

Swallow swallow swallow swallow Swallow swallow swallow swallow
Chug it
Swallow swallow swallow swallow Swallow swallow swallow swallow

To the right, to the left, to the left, to the left
Down up down up down up down down up up Down up down up down up down down up up

(repeat last 3 verses)

Via Arama They Didnt

2 comments:

  1. This song and Jin's whole album is a mess. Johnny must have set this guy up to fail this hard because I have no idea how he is coming back from this mess. Jin better hope his movie he is doing with Keanu Reeves is amazing because it may be one of the last things he does

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